Good hair day

I spent today with the bipeds who cut out tangles
in my hair and trim my tail and beard and generally spruce me up. Although my bipeds comb and brush me my hair seems to get quite tangled and it takes an expert to sort it out. The Top Dog at the hair kennels really knows her stuff and her quadrupeds are a Dalmation and an Alsation. I guess my hair will settle down but everyone says I am very soft and cuddly - I think that is good? Apparently bipeds get their hair fixed as well as I heard mine talking about it. That seems a bit over the top as they only have hair on their heads not all over their body like mine. I doubt I will ever understand them!